( UNLEASH THE ARMADA )

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Title: Play It Again, Celestia
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Characters / Pairings: Applejack x Rarity, Lyra x Bon Bon, Doctor Whooves x Derpy Hooves, Dinky Hooves x Pipsqueak, Fluttershy x Big Macintosh, Braeburn x Little Strongheart, Cranky Doodle x Maltilda, Mr Cake x Mrs Cake, Rainbow Dash x Twilight Sparkle, Soarin x Braeburn, Spike x Rarity
Rating: K+
Genre: Romance
Warnings / Notes: Fluff out the wazoo and RELEASE THE ARMADA

Uhh… initially I wanted to write just some Lyra x Bon Bon, but then I changed my mind. Write ALL the pony ships!

Cranky Doodle x Matilda
Old people love is best love.

Pipsqueak x Dinky Hooves
Shut up, it's cute. I admit to being horribly unoriginal when it comes to Pipsqueak's cutie mark, but I'm really happy with Dinky's—three stars, and she grows up to be an astronomer.

Soarin' x Braeburn
Oooh, I love these two bastards. Easily the longest of the set (almost a page long in Word), but sweet fucking Jesus, so worth it. I need to write more for them. If I was a stallion, I'd go gay for Braeburn.

Spike x Rarity
Of all the ships I have listed, this is actually a fairly new one. Like… it's not my favorite, and for the most part I ship it in a one-sided, puppy love kind of way, but lately it's been growing on me.

Mr Carrot Cake x Mrs Cup Cake
Holy shit they have first names. Married couples are awesome. Besides, Mrs Cake called Princess Celestia "dearie." Badass. First person POV FTW.

Braeburn x Little Strongheart
Double shipping for the win. I mean God, Braeburn and Little Strongheart's interaction in Over a Barrel had fucking sparks coming off it. I can't figure out why people don’t like the buffalo aside from it being "omg racist". :/

Big Macintosh x Fluttershy
This is one of my favorite pony pairings. <3

Lyra x Bon Bon
There are a couple of Equestrian National Anthems on YouTube… I picked my favorite, which is based off the Russian national anthem. I love the sound and how big and sweeping it is, the choir singing. I've always thought the Russian anthem was pretty when it was played at the Olmypics.

Rainbow Dash x Twilight Sparkle
Easily the weakest of the set. :/ I purposely kept Dash's gender vague because I didn’t want to have to waste time explaining my head canon.

Applejack x Rarity
And the last couple finally crosses the finish line! My god, you two. And I lied when I said Rainbow Dash x Twilight Sparkle was the weakest of the set. This one is.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic © Lauren Faust, Hasbro

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Title: Afraid This Time
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic – sometime between "Elements of Harmony" and "Nightmare Night"
Characters / Pairings: Princesses Celestia and Luna
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt / comfort, family
Word Count: 525

Commissioned by locoexclaimer

On the MLP Head Canon blog on Tumblr, there's this amazing piece that hits on this subject, Luna still struggling with Nightmare Moon's lingering grip on her. I think this was supposed to be a happier fic, but after two days of looking at all the heartwrenching fanart TVTropes had to offer, I suppose this sadness was gonna happen eventually.

Sorry for the suicide inducer there. I'll see if I can write something happier soon.

Celestia, Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic © Lauren Faust (:devfyre-flye:), Hasbro

A good three-piece suit is always relevant. <3

Pulitzer by L Elizabeth Storm. Just... oh my God, Pulitzer. The Al whumpage was godly.

I love blue... I'd love it if blue tasted like sour blue raspberry. 8D

"Hey, any chance you could tell everybody that gays are cool to get married and deserve the same rights afforded to the straight folk? Thanks, love ya."

I watched two really good episodes of Quantum Leap on G4. Let's hear it for Al fangirling over Mama Beckett's cobbler.

Yes, I suck.

( Crossover time~ <3 )

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Title: Charmed at Last
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: Classic Knight Rider x Transformers Prime – human AU, pre-series (France / UK, 1940s)
Characters / Pairings: Cliffjumper x Devon Miles
Rating: T+
Genre: Romance
Word Count: 4,308
Warnings / Notes: Genderswap, humanization.

Commissioned by locoexclaimer.

Oh God, I love the Crack Pairing Game. 8D Let me explain—loco and I invented this game where we pull two characters out of hat and try to make them work in the same setting; any situation is fair game, but pairings are preferred. Thus the name. We pulled Cliffjumper and Devon one night and after a little genderswapping, she ended up making it this amazing thing and then I got commissioned for it.

Oh God, female Devon what is this I don’t even. x3 I admit, I had a little too much fun adapting canon Devon's backstory to a female variant. I couldn’t make the OSS and all that work, so let's upgrade to the army. :la:

Cliffjumper, Transformers Prime © Hasbro
Devon Miles, Knight Rider © Glen A Larson

My honest to God opinion on Pinkie Pie in the last episode

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Title: Not a Chance
Author: TheCrazyAlaskan
Fandom / Setting: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Characters / Pairings: Big Macintosh x Fluttershy; passing references to others
Rating: T
Word Count: 1,306
Prompt: Stand back everyone, nothing here to see. / Just imminent danger; in the middle of it, me. – "A Man's Gotta Do," Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Summary: It wasn’t a stormy night, but it was certainly dark when she decided to cross though the Everfree Forest.

My entry for the Big Macintosh x Fluttershy (Fluttermac) DA group's February Contest.

Because come on, FlutterMac and Dr Horrible? Fuck yeah.

"But TheCrazyAlaskan! You never write action scenes! D8 " Damn, don't I know it. I prefer fluff and slice of life, but this turned out fairly good.

Big Macintosh, Fluttershy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic © Lauren Faust